As the Mamtek investigation kicks into high gear, some of the information coming out is just plain shocking.
In the following series of emails, just uncovered this morning, the pathway to the disastrous deal has become much clearer…
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From: Sucralose4Ever@gmail.com
To: LuvGuv74@hotmail.com
Dear Sir,
We are pleased to get to know that you are presently on market for much good chemical product, The following is some main products of our company: Sweetener sucralose powders
Our company is manufacturer professional producing in the above products of sucraloses.
This followings information about our manufacture for your to reference.
Advantaged of ours Sucralose:
1.Big Sucralose manufacturer on china with capacity very large.
2.Own innovative intellectuality properties, none patent infringementation
If product we offers above is some different from need you require actuality, kindly inform in detailed, we will be more pleased to re-offers
Looks forwards your early replies!
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From: LuvGuv74@hotmail.com
To: Sucralose4Ever@gmail.com
While I don’t have a personal need for sucralose you seem to have a solid business. I just so happen to be the Governor of Missouri, and I think we should bring your obviously sound operation here to make your cheap Chinese chemicals for all Americans to ingest in the hope your great capitalist country will open up more of your ever-important crap factories in our state.
Let me send your information on to the Department of Economic Development for due diligence.
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From: KerrsLess@DED.mo.gov
To: LuvGuv74@hotmail.com
I’ve found a genius way to help with the state deficit and unemployment levels! I have everyone in the office taking online surveys for an Italian businessman from Long Island.
You can count all of our jobs twice towards the employment numbers, and Mr. Salvitore says we’ll all make ten grand a month so you can cut our salaries out of the budget. (Once we recoup the twenty thousand each we sent him to get the process started, that is.)
I can’t believe I didn’t think of this before.
We’re pretty busy here, though, what with all the product surveys, so I’m sending this project on to my little cousin Jim-Bob. He’s a little slow but he's the best man for the job.
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From: JimBobWantsJob@aol.com
To: LuvGuv74@hotmail.com
I typed the China-city they say they’re from into Google Earth and there are some big buildings around so I’d say you’re probably good.
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From: LuvGuv74@hotmail.com
To: Sucralose4Ever@gmail.com
Jim-Bob says everything checks out, and he’s the best man that my smartest man knows.
So what can we give you to get this incredible deal rolling?
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From: Sucralose4Ever@gmail.com
To: LuvGuv74@hotmail.com
Only $60 million does makes good deal happens.
And we needs to closed in 80 day
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From: LuvGuv74@hotmail.com
To: Sucralose4Ever@gmail.com
Deal!
Let me run the numbers by the DED Director real quick. He really knows his stuff when it comes to foreign money.
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From: KerrsLess@DED.mo.gov
To: LuvGuv74@hotmail.com
Sorry, the pension funds I snuck to those Nigerian Princes hasn’t gotten back to me yet, but they have said it’s en route, though.
Mr. Salvatore sent a briefcase of gift certificates to the Moberly Applebee’s for a signing bonus, and I bet I can get a cool $40 million out of them for the factory. Let’s stick it there. It’s win-win, you can’t go wrong.
P.S. - Wanna go to Applebee’s after the inevitable photo-op?
2 for $20, on me.
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From: LuvGuv74@hotmail.com
To: KerrsLess@DED.mo.gov
Moberly! Great!
And I’ll just make up the difference out of the state’s emergency tornado relief fund. It’s not like we have the big ones here anyway, nobody will ever know the difference.
When everyone's pensions come back from those Princes let me know, I found a great investment opportunity on Craigslist this morning and it sounds like a sure thing!
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- B.H.
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