So the time has come for Jay Nixon to appoint a new dimwit to head up the Dept. of Economic Development as the tenure of David Kerr, a huge embarrassing failure, draws to a much-needed close.
Might we offer a few suggestions?
- Bernie Madoff
- Helen Keller
- Occupy Wall St.
- Steve Spagnuolo
- Kim Kardashian
- The Unabomber
- Jay Nixon’s Son
- Tom from MySpace
- Tyler Palko
- Wesley Snipes
All distinguished choices, for sure… but who would be the best (or rather wouldn’t be the worst) choice?
One thing is for sure: any of them would be better than David Kerr.
Good luck, Governor! At least we all know you can’t do any worse.